I googled “How to apologise for punching out a door” and came up with nothing.
Hey, It’s not as funny as it sounds. Kids gathered around crying. Your knuckles bleeding.
Every one of those holes and the last left straight that sent it flying into the bed is the…
How to apologise for destroying your room?
Or doing nothing.
Or going to work.
Or getting paid.
How to apologise for being so lame?