Ms Cliff Notes, 2010

she was hideously obese in fact… it was probably an act of grace and mercy that she was afforded maybe $60k/yr to teach “honors english” and engorge herself to a cardiac arrest at 60… better than croaking out another 20 years of uselessness… she was unfulfilled by age 20 and had read every book she cared to read by age 40… the next 20 years would be spent telling public school teens how important it all was

Guest prose by Phalluster

 

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